A Treasure shops To Hold

shops It's a “feel good” treasure chest — not too big and not too small with a padlock on the brass hasp and snappy-looking no-screw hinges on the back. It is made of ¼” oak with a curved basswood top that snaps shut authoritatively due to two neodymium front closures. Seriously, it looks like a real treasure chest and it feels good as you hold it. To add to its pretense, there is a note written (in blood?) and a hastily drawn sketch of a pirate in perill.

“Not a Secret Kompartment. Donot pull up the rop! Or this be you.”

Well, of course, you are going to pull up on the rope!
Don't do it!! Oops!
says, “Avast, ye Matey”

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